So about two weeks ago, I told the guy that I like that I liked him. He responded to it – as per my request – with a message, yet the message said, “Yo, I got your note. Sorry I don’t feel the same way.”

So, needless to say I cried myself to sleep that night, bUT fear not, for I (over about two weeks) have formulated a good plan on how you – yes, you – can NOT get over the horrible thing that is a ‘crush’.

1. Continuously scroll through any social media that you have, stalking every profile that they have and obsessing over them.
2. Dream about them. E V E R Y   N I G H T.
3. Talk about them whenever you can. Seriously, never stop.
4. Draw them.
5. Write poems about them.
6. Make them into a sim and have a sim version of yourself marry them.
7. Imagine what your life with them would be like.
8. Tell your friends about your crush (if you have any – I barely have any) and realise you’re annoying them.
9. Tell the person that you have a crush on them, and if they say they don’t like you the same way IMMEDIATELY FEEL HURT!
10. Continue to have crush and repeat steps 1-8 until death.

Sorry about this post – I’m going to post another chapter of One Breath next week, but I’m barely surviving right now and needed to share about it!